Hey, you agreed to go apple picking, but you don’t hafta be happy about it. Let them wear their cute fall outfits, we’ve got you covered. Put on a happy face, grab this tote, and get it over with. Passive aggressiveness never looked so good!
Shirt’s fine print that reads:
I LOVE relaxing on the weekends. But someone woke up today and was like, “Let’s go apple picking!” So instead of fighting all day it’s a lot easier to just say “fine” and drive an hour somewhere, pay to park, pay for a bag, walk through rows and rows of trees and crowds of people, pick like 30 apples, take multiple photos just to post on social media, go home, bake one pie and watch the rest rot on the counter. So here I am APPLE PICKIN’
Small | Medium | Large | |
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Height, in | 13 | 16.03 | 18 |
Length, in | 13 | 16.03 | 18 |
Width, in | 3.15 | 3.15 | 3.15 |
Handle height, in | 11.82 | 11.82 | 11.82 |
Handle width, in | 1 | 1 | 1 |
This practical, high-quality Tote Bag is available in three sizes. All over print provides comfort with style at the beach or out in town. Made from reliable materials, lasting for seasons.
100% Polyester
Boxed corners
Black cotton handles
Black lining