Mom News Network T-Shirt
The breaking news on this network is mostly delivered in a weekly phone call, but their top story is usually always the same. It could be her plumber you’ve never met, the lady down the street you grew up on, or your 2nd cousin’s band teacher. But guess what? They’re dead. “Isn’t that awful?” They run other stories, like “Something’s Wrong With My Computer”, “Can You Believe This Rain?”, and “Share This Article To Save a Life” but they know the demise of someone you didn’t know existed is the real headline.