Who Needs Fingers? T-Shirt
It’s the 2nd most wonderful time of the year. Food, family, fun, fireworks & finger injuries. Hey, that’s why you got 10 right? Celebrate your independence by setting off small explosives with friends of varying BACs, just like the forefathers intended.
[Pretend this part is legal mumbo-jumbo that encourages you to act responsibly and use common sense.]